Or Always Do The Right Thing
This is the fifth installment of my blog self. I have four other iterations in various location on the WWW. I will now narrow those various locations to just four. They are, in no certain order: My Thoughts on the Subject - www.derekthejust.blogspot.com, My Thoughts on the Subject, The Extended Version - www.bloglines.com/blog/derekwilson, My Thoughts on the Subject, Part 3 - /www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=derekwilson62 and My Thoughts on the Subject, Act 4 - www.livejournal.com/users/derekwilson.
There, you have every link to everything I have ever written for the WWW and all of it for FREE! I have been paid thousands of dollars just to write articles. I once charged a client $30 for 2 words on a paper napkin. He was ecstatic! (He thought is was going to be $50) So every word you read for free has cost someone else $15! This is one heck of a deal you are getting here. I mean already you have saved yourself over $2550.00! WOW. Hey... wait a minute... uh... I changed my mind. I am giving away way too much here for nothing. Tell you what I am going to do, you get your credit card and hold it up to the screen. I will take a photo of it and only charge you for every fifth word. Whadda say? It's a great deal. You still save a whole lotta moola! Also, put your face next to the card so that I can have a photo album with all my readers is it. I might even post that to the web! (I would, of course, black out your eyes.) And remember to tell all your friends that you are going to have your picture on the WWW in my Reader's Photo Album. Tell them all to get their credit cards and join in on the fun! We are all about fun here, yessiree! Well, it has been a blast, but the National Greeting Card company just called and begged me to write a few lines for a new card idea. It sounds a little weird, but they have a few strange cards in their mix. This one is, "Congratulations on your Son's first black eye!" Some of the other strange cards are: "Good Luck in Prison", "Bon Voyage and don't get Montezuma's Revenge", "I hate your dog", "You not even worth killing" and my personal favorite, "Sorry your ill, hope you don't die!" I have made some decent money with them. This time, I negotiated a hefty sum of cash. I think I will buy a yacht. Caio!